christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

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fierrrrrrce:

this is god giving u a second chance

fierrrrrrce:

this is god giving u a second chance

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anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

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britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS
snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

I don’t remember that part?

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